Tropical prophets predict 100% increase in fruit consumption

According to our sources, the gods of the tropical isle have foreseen an impending surge in the demand for refreshing, fruity delights.

As such, we recommend the following recipes for the most optimal results:

1. Mango Madness

Combine 3 cups of fresh mango chunks with 1/2 cup of coconut milk, a pinch of turmeric, and a dash of optimism. Blend until smooth, then serve over ice with a sprinkle of edible gold dust for an added touch of prophets' magic.

2. Pineapple Upsurge

Mix 2 cups of pineapple chunks with 1 cup of Greek yogurt, a squeeze of fresh lime juice, and a pinch of salt. Blend until frothy, then top with a sprinkle of activated charcoal for an added detoxifying effectประก