Important Reminders
- Bring your own snacks, or risk facing the wrath of Karen from HR.
- Wear your mask, or risk getting sent home with a strongly-worded memo.
Today is the day we're all secretly wondering if the vending machine in the break room still has those stale pretzels.
We're at 50% chance it still works and 100% chance we're going to find a stray sock in there.
Why do we still have a foosball table in the break room?
Is it just for show, or does someone actually care about the intricacies of 1980s German engineering?
Are those the same people who still use the old printer that just prints out 3.5 inches of jammed paper every time you try to print something?