Eco-Friendly Driving Tips: Because You're a Terrible Human

Don't be a menace

Don't tailgate. It's not just about being late.
Don't drive like a maniac. Your life will be longer if you do.
Don't leave your car idling for more than 30 seconds while you're in Starbucks, you're not a functioning member of society.

Learn how not to be a messy driver

Eco-Friendly Alternatives

Use public transportation. It's not that hard.
Walk or bike. You're probably not going to get anywhere, so it's fine.
Drive a Vespa. It's like a Vespa, but with more emissions.

Buy a Vespa and pretend you're a hipster

The Most Important Eco-Friendly Tip

Turn off your headlights while driving at night. You're not a vampire.