Eco-Friendly Driving Tips: Because You're a Terrible Human
Don't be a menace
- Don't tailgate. It's not just about being late.
- Don't drive like a maniac. Your life will be longer if you do.
- Don't leave your car idling for more than 30 seconds while you're in Starbucks, you're not a functioning member of society.
Learn how not to be a messy driver
Eco-Friendly Alternatives
- Use public transportation. It's not that hard.
- Walk or bike. You're probably not going to get anywhere, so it's fine.
- Drive a Vespa. It's like a Vespa, but with more emissions.
Buy a Vespa and pretend you're a hipster
The Most Important Eco-Friendly Tip
- Turn off your headlights while driving at night. You're not a vampire.