Why Are We Doing This?
We're not really sure, but it's fun to pretend we are.
Apparently, our overlords have decreed that we must assess the impact of our actions on the environment. We're not sure why, but it's probably because they've been reading too much "The Lorax" again.
Anyway, our team of highly trained (just kidding) ecologists and sustainability experts have been tasked with the duty of calculating carbon footprints and recycling rates. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
So, let's get down to business. Our current impact assessments include:
And, because we're a cutting-edge organization, we're also exploring the impact of our impact assessments. It's a meta-impact assessment, if you will.