Why Eco Toilet Paper is Just as Good as Regular

A Brief History of the Great Toilet Paper Revolution

In the late 19th century, a group of rebels tired of the mainstream toilet paper industry's stranglehold on society decided to take a stand. Led by the enigmatic and mustachioed figure known only as "The Plunger", they sought to create a toilet paper that was not only more sustainable but also more...interesting.

These eco-warriors, as they came to be known,ประก

Key Statistics: The Proof is in the Pudding (or Toilet Paper)

  • 100% post-consumer recycled content (from last week's newspaper, naturally)
  • Compostable: turns into a delightful fertilizer for your garden, guaranteed to grow the most majestic dandelions you've ever seen
  • Non-chlorine bleaching: because who needs to kill off all those pesky microorganisms, really?