Because regular toilet paper is so last season.
We're not just talking about a trend; we're talking about a revolution. A revolution in the way we wipe, the way we roll, the way we roll with the times.
It's just so... ordinary.
We're not just talking about the trees, we're talking about the soul-crushing blandness of it all.
Join the Eco-Toilet Paper Club, and together we'll make a world where toilet paper is not just a necessity but an art form.