Essay 1: The Inescapable Inflation of Socks

by Reginald P. Bottomsworth

In a world where the value of money is as fleeting as a summer breeze, it's no wonder that the price of socks has become a ticking time bomb. What started as a harmless fashion statement has evolved into a ruthless game of cat and mouse between the haves and have-nots.

As I write this, a single pack of designer socks costs more than a decent used car. Is this a commentary on the human condition or simply the latest manifestation of our insatiable appetite for conspicuous consumption?

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Essay 2: The Futility of Fancy Toaster Ownership

by Bertrand P. Bottomsworth

Is it just me, or is it getting out of hand? We're living in an era where a toaster that prints your name in 3D gold leaf is considered a worthwhile investment, but a decent meal on the table is an afterthought. What's next? A toaster that plays the entirety of 'Hamlet' while you cook your bread?

We've reached a point where the pursuit of novelty is more important than the basics. When did the pursuit of happiness become the pursuit of the most Instagrammable appliance in the house?

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