Are you tired of making sense? Do you yearn for financial ruin? Look no further! Our expert economists have crafted a comprehensive guide to ensure you'll be living in poverty for generations to come.
Learn how to start your adult life with a crippling mortgage, a used car with a 200,000 mile warranty, and a student loan that'll keep you up at night.
Read Chapter 1: Inheriting Debt
Find out the secrets to purchasing a vacation home you'll never get to use, and a lifetime supply of mediocre resort amenities that will make you question your life choices.
Read Chapter 2: Buying a Timeshare
Discover the thrill of sinking your money into rare collectible plush toys that will inevitably become worthless, but hey, at least you'll have a cute little Patti the Platypus.