It's that time of the year again where we make up a report to look busy. This year has been a blast, folks!
We've seen inflation rise to new heights, because who needs affordable living? The rich got richer, the poor got poorer, and the middle class got a good old-fashioned existential crisis.
The stock market has been on a wild ride, mostly because we've been secretly manipulating it with our invisible hands. But hey, who needs regulations, right?
Our top economic indicator for the year is the "Average Person's Sense of Hopelessness." We're proud to say it's reached an all-time high of 97.5%!
Other notable mentions include:
Stay tuned for our 2023 report, where we'll just make it all up as we go along!
Read our 2023 preview and try to contain your excitement.
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