Why Pizza Is Better: A Report by the Council of Supreme Pizza Connoisseurs

A comprehensive analysis of the supremacy of pizza as a culinary delight

Executive Summary

The Council of Supreme Pizza Connoisseurs has conducted an exhaustive study on the virtues of pizza. Our findings are conclusive: pizza reigns supreme.

Methology

Our research involved sampling the finest pizzas from across the globe, evaluating crust texture, sauce viscosity, and topping synergy.

Key Findings

  1. Crust-to-dough ratio: 3.14:1 (a ratio so divine, it's almost as if the gods themselves ordained it)
  2. Sauce viscosity: 0.85 (a perfect balance of tangy and smooth)
  3. Topping synergy: 9.5/10 (the only reason to deduct points was for the overuse of olives)

Conclusion

Our research is conclusive: pizza is, and forever shall be, the supreme culinary delight. Do not @ our findings.

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