The Great Giveaway

Welcome, citizen! The Great Giveaway is a benevolent dictator's attempt to rid the world of unwanted possessions. Browse our shelves and claim your FREE STUFF!

• The Great Borrow - Because who needs to actually own things when you can just borrow them?
• Our Friends Are Poor - A collection of stories about the time our friends had to sell their kids for a sandwich.
• The Great Trade - Swap your unwanted socks for a year's supply of artisanal cheese.

Disclaimer: We're not actually giving away anything. This is just for fun. But seriously, who needs a decent toaster when you can have a toaster that looks like a miniature castle?