Quantum Economics 101
Learn the fundamental principles of quantum economics, where the rules of classical finance are flipped on their head.
Quantum Financial Instruments
A collection of absurd financial tools and instruments that will make you question reality
- Entangled Options - Options contracts that are literally tied to each other
- Quantum Loans - Loans that exist in multiple dimensions, so you'll never pay them back
Quantum Financial News
Stay up-to-date on the latest quantum finance news from the most respected (and least respected) sources
- Quantum Bloomberg - Because who needs actual news when you can just make it up?
- Quantum WSJ - The Wall Street Journal, but with more uncertainty
Quantum Commerce Glossary
Because who needs clarity when you can have confusion?
- Entanglement - When two financial concepts are connected in a way that's hard to understand
- Quantum Leap - When you jump into a financial decision without thinking it through