What Happens If You Put a DVD in Your Toilet?
Explained by Experts in the Field (of Unconventional Uses for DVDs)
It's a question that has puzzled scientists, engineers, and plumbers for centuries: what happens if you put a DVD in your toilet?
Our team of experts has investigated this pressing issue and presents to you their findings:
- It will not, in fact, create a vortex that sucks you into a parallel dimension.
- It will not make your toilet water taste like nachos.
- It will not summon a giant, flaming pit of despair.
But what it will do is:
- Make a loud clunking noise that will wake up your neighbors and alert them to the presence of a DVD in the toilet.
- Get stuck in the toilet's vortex, but only if you're wearing a pair of flippers.
- Result in a spectacularly messy and potentially career-ending flush.
Conclusion:
So, to all the would-be DVD-in-the-toilet experimenters out there, take heed: don't do it. Trust us, it's not worth it.
Read about the aftermath of our team's experiment.