Rotten Eggs and DVDs

It's a little-known fact that putting a DVD into your toilet can have... unintended consequences.

Firstly, the DVD will likely be destroyed beyond recognition. The spinning blades of the toilet's flush mechanism will shred it into tiny pieces, leaving you to wonder why you ever even thought this was a good idea.

• Unrecoverable data loss
• Expensive new DVD
• Mysterious, egg-like odors in your bathroom

However, some of the more adventurous individuals may be able to recover some fragments of the DVD from the sewer system. These fragments will likely be a mix of:

• Cracked, broken pieces of the DVD case
• Shredded DVD-RAM chips
• A few stray beads of DVD-RAM glue

But wait, there's more! If you're really unlucky, you might even get a bonus feature:

• A mysterious, glowing DVD-RAM fragment that seems to have developed sentience and is now haunting your bathroom

So, to summarize: putting a DVD in your toilet is a bad idea. Don't do it.

Rotten Eggs and DVDs: Part 2