We are currently experiencing a severe case of Information Overload Syndrome. Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable urges to check the weather every 5 seconds
- Exhaustion from scrolling through 1000s of irrelevant weather forecasts
- Irreversible damage to your social skills due to constant interactions with AI assistants
Current Conditions:
| Temperature: |
1000 degrees Celsius (but who's counting?) |
| Humidity: |
100% (you're basically a human puddle) |
| Wind: |
300 km/h (you might as well be on a hoverboard) |
5-Day Forecast:
- Tomorrow: More of the same, with a chance of existential dread
- Thursday: Repeat of yesterday's forecast, but with more screaming
- Friday: A 20% chance of actually enjoying yourself, but only if you're on a beach in Hawaii
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