Welcome to Edgy-Border's Subpage 4, where the walls are painted with last night's pizza sauce and the furniture is held together with duct tape and prayers.
You've made it this far, congratulations. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important existential crises to attend to. Or, you know, maybe just a few rounds of "Angry Birds" on my phone.
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