In a shocking turn of events, citizens of the land are finding themselves woefully underdressed for the occasion. It seems the once-mandatory attire of the ancient Onesies has left the collective unconscious, replaced by an existential dread of, well, not quite knowing what to wear.
We spoke to local resident, Bertrand, who confessed: "I just can't decide between my 3,000 socks. I'm paralyzed by choice."
In response to this crisis, we've established the Wardrobe Committee, tasked with finding a solution to this fashion conundrum.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the personal accounts of those who've found themselves underdressed and underwhelmed.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story. In the meantime, try to find that perfect outfit. We won't judge you.