The Economic Impact of Our Existential Dread

As we stand at the precipice of our own doom, we must consider the economic implications of our collective anxiety.

Unemployment Rates Skyrocket

With the impending doom of our own existence, many are choosing to stay in bed, leading to a surge in unemployment rates. This, in turn, has caused a ripple effect throughout the economy, leading to a decrease in consumer spending.

Paradoxical Consumerism

Stock Market Meltdown

The stock market is in shambles as investors scramble to get out, leading to a massive sell-off. This has resulted in a global economic downturn, as nations struggle to recover from the existential dread.

Panic Selling

Government Bailouts

As governments scramble to address the economic crisis, they are forced to implement drastic measures to stimulate the economy. This includes massive bailouts and stimulus packages, which only serve to further destabilize the system.

Bailout Braille

And so, we are left with a world where the only thing that is certain is uncertainty. But hey, at least the memes are getting better.

Meme Economics