Dazzling Disco Effects: A Bizarre Phenomenon

Caused by overexposure to Disco Fever, a rare condition affecting only the most fashionable individuals.

• Subeffect 1: Disco-Induced Spasms - Random, uncontrollable spasms of joy and dance.
• Subeffect 2: Disco-Trance - A state of complete and utter relaxation, induced by excessive Disco Fever.
• Subeffect 3: Disco-Vision - Temporary blindness caused by staring too long at a Disco ball.