Our fleet of vehicles is the most efficient in the land. Because who needs comfort when you have speed? Our fleet consists of:
Mechanical Unicorns, Super Speedy Skateboard, Suspension of Disbelief, Slow and Painful Scooter, Slightly Better than a Bicycle,
Our vehicles are maintained by our team of highly-trained, highly-paid, and slightly-irritable mechanics. They are the best in the business, but they're also the most likely to yell at you if you ask them to fix your vehicle for free.
So why not come and visit us today! We're located at 123 Efficient Street, Efficient City, USA.