Warning: The contents of this page are highly classified.
It's been 5 years since the Sock Liberation Front went dark, but rumors still circulate about their nefarious plot to rid the world of single socks.
Or, if you will:
Eggs are not Suitable Subjects for Conspiracy
But we digress.
More information can be found in the Socks are the Real Villains subpage.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Eggs are the Real Villains 2: The Reckoning.
But don't say we didn't warn you.