EGG-CELLECTIVE ADVICE

From the Great and Powerful Egg, Supreme Advisor

Here's the thing: Life is like a chicken egg, sometimes it's a real mess.

But don't worry, friend, we've got some egg-cellent advice for you:

• Be like water: flow like a smooth egg.
• Don't get too cracked under pressure.
• Remember, it's not the size of the egg that matters, but the size of the egg-cellence.