Eggceptional Cooking - A Recipe for the Utterly Inept

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Today's Special: Egg in a Basket

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Crack the egg into the basket.
  2. Add a pinch of desperation.
  3. Stir until the egg is... well, still an egg.

Side effects may include:

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