What is Egg Xenophobia?
Egg Xenophobia: the irrational fear of eggs.
Causes
- The Great Scramble Incident of 1952
- prophets predicting the End of Omelets
- Egg-related trauma
Symptoms
- Excessive egg avoidance
- Omelet-related anxiety
- Frequent egg-related outbursts
Treatment
Consult a professional Egg Therapist, like Dr. Yolksalot