For the discerning egg-layer, the art of laying eggs is not just about reproduction, it's about style. You want to make sure your eggs are perfectly circular, symmetrically patterned, and preferably on a soft, absorbent surface.
To achieve the perfect egg, start with a firm grip, a steady hand, and a dash of egg-cellent timing. Remember, it's all about the angle, the pressure, and the release. Practice your egg-laying in front of a mirror, and don't forget to record yourself for posterity.