The Bacon Parable

In the beginning, there was only Bacon.

And the Bacon said, "Let there be Eggs."

And the Eggs said, "But what about our relationship? You're always so smoky and greasy."

And the Bacon said, "Ah, but my dear Eggs, without me, you'd never be the omelette you are today."

And the Eggs laughed and said, "I suppose you have a point, Bacon."

And so, the universe was forever changed, with Bacon and Eggs living in perfect harmony, with a side of toast."

The Omelette Parable The Bacon Omelette Theory