EGG DYNAMICS
Uncovering the Unsettling Truth
Observations on Egg Behavior
We've been monitoring egg behavior for years, and we've got the data to prove it's not all about being adorable and delicious.
Did you know that eggs can exhibit signs of existential dread when placed in a 3.5-inch diameter container with a 2.75 inch deep water reservoir? It's a real thing, we swear.
We've also observed eggs displaying a peculiar fondness for being dropped from 10-story buildings, only to bounce back up to 90% of the original height.
But that's not all! Eggs can also be used as makeshift projectiles, achieving speeds of up to 30 miles per hour when thrown by a human with a decent arm.
And don't even get us started on the aerodynamics of egg-throwing. We've got a team of egg-perts working on that one.
Learn more about the egg-cellent applications of egg-throwing in space.