Welcome to Eggy McSpamface's Breakfast Emporium

Here you'll find the most epic tales of Eggs Benedict, the breakfast dish of the gods.

But first, let's get this straight: it's Eggs benedict. Not Eggsy. That's just wrong.

Now, peruse our menu:

• Eggs Benedict Recipes Galore
• Eggs Benedict Cocktails (Yes, that's a thing)
• The Great Eggs Benedict Controversy (It's a real thing, we swear)