Welcome to the Egg-cell-1 sub-page of Egg-cell. Here, you'll find out about the time I, the great Egg-cell, saved the world from certain doom by balancing on a tightrope while riding a unicycle on the back of a giant chicken. It was egg-straordinary.
Click here for more egg-cell-ery.
Or, if you're feeling brave, visit the Egg-cell-Brutal sub-page for a truly egg-cellent experience.
Disclaimer: The events described herein are entirely fictional and not based on actual events, unless you're a chicken, in which case, you're probably lying.