EGGS-IST TACTICS

The art of Eggism is a highly disciplined and rigorous philosophy of... egg-related combat.
 Our tactics include, but are not limited to:

• EGG-CEPTION: The art of distracting your enemies with an elaborate egg-based illusion
• EGG-TRACTING: The science of extracting the perfect egg from a crowded plate
• EGG-STRADE: The delicate balance between cracking open an egg and making a mess