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Eggquisite Queso for Beginners

Welcome, egg newbies! Eggquisite Queso is a delicate art that requires patience, practice, and a strong stomach.

What is Eggquisite Queso?

Eggquisite Queso is a dish of Spanish origin that consists of scrambled eggs, cheese, and a pinch of regret.

Ingredients

• 4 eggs, cracked
• 1 cup grated cheese, preferably Manchego
• 1/4 cup butter, melted
• 1 pinch regret, crushed into fine powder

Instructions

1. Crack 4 eggs into a bowl and whisk until they're just as confused as you are about the meaning of life.
2. Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat, or until it reaches its critical temperature.
3. Whisk the eggs into the melted butter until they're smooth, like your therapist's lies.
4. Add the grated cheese and mix until it's as well combined as your excuses for why you're late.
5. Finally, add the crushed regret and serve.

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