Queso Profiles

Our Queso Thieves

Meet our team of highly trained, extremely dedicated, and somewhat questionable quesos.

Steve is a master of stealth, a virtuoso of velvety smoothness, and a ninja of all things queso.

Queso ninja training program: 3 years

Steve's favorite queso: Queso con chorizo

Bob is a charming rogue with a heart of gold and a stomach of gold, because he eats a lot of gold-coated quesos.

Queso bandit training program: prophets of doom ประก

Bob's favorite queso: Queso with 24k gold flakes

Charlie is a fox in the henhouse, a sly fox with a penchant for the finest, creamiest quesos.

Queso fox training program: fox-speak

Charlie's favorite queso: Queso with extra guava