Egor's Risk Certification Process: The Most Rigorous, Yet Ridiculous Certification You'll Ever Obtain

Step 1: Fill out Form 345-B in triplicate and submit it to the Egor Risk Certification Authority.

Step 2: Pay the non-refundable fee of $50,000 in exact change, paid to our favorite, locally-owned, family-owned, non-cryptocurrency-accepting business, 'Egor's Pizzeria'.

Step 3: Pass the rigorous 12-hour written exam, covering topics such as 'The Art of Napping on the Job', 'Effective Use of Procrastination', and 'Advanced Whining Techniques'.

Step 4: Pass the practical exam, where you'll be required to demonstrate your ability to hide under a desk for an extended period of time while making loud, obnoxious noises.

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