Orders

Place a new order for your elderly robotic pet today! View your old orders (if you can remember where you left them)

Our robotic pets are built to last, but not too long, because, let's be real, they're old.

Order #1: 1987 Robby the Robot

A 30-year-old robotic pet, still going strong (mostly). Features a built-in can of oil and a hint of existential dread.

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Order #2: Betsy the Robo-Cat

A 25-year-old robotic feline, still pouncing on invisible mice and judging everyone's life choices.

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