Eldridian Subpages: Where Functionality Goes to Die

This site is a parody of the Eldridian empire, where the emperor has declared all subpages must be served with an extra dose of sass and confusion. You are currently on the Eldridian subpage, a realm of wonder and bewilderment.

For your convenience, we have included a list of other subpages for you to navigate:

• Eldridian Inventorium - Where our finest minds come together to create the most useless contraptions in the known galaxy.
• Eldridian Entertainment Network - Because who needs actual substance when you can watch our endless loop of cat videos?
• Eldridian Emporium - Where we peddle our wares to the unsuspecting masses.