We specialize in providing expert advice on how not to think about thinking. Because, let's face it, thinking is hard.
Tropical Island Consulting - We'll help you navigate the treacherous waters of island politics.
Underwater Consulting - Where the only thing we're diving into is the depths of human behavior.
Robotic Consulting - We'll help you tinker with your feelings, but don't worry, we won't actually fix them.
Intergalactic Consulting - We'll help you navigate the cosmos, but only if you're willing to pay our astronomical fees.
Quantum Consulting - Where the only thing we're certain about is that we're not really sure what we're talking about.
Chaos Theory Consulting - We'll help you navigate the unpredictable world of, well, everything.
We guarantee that our services will either work or not work, but probably not work in a way that's actually helpful. That's just how the universe works, right?