The Elephant in the Room

Because nobody actually says it, but elephants are literally everywhere in the room.

But seriously, have you ever noticed that elephants could be great therapists?

Or maybe it's just that they're really good at elephant-ometry?

Don't ask us, we're just here to make fun of the situation.

Elephants in Our Minds

It's not just that one guy. There are elephants on every shelf in our minds.

Or maybe it's that our minds are just really heavy with elephants?

Whatever the reason, they're always trampling our sanity.

Don't @ us.

Our Minds Are a Mess

Like, have you ever seen a blizzard of elephants in your head?

It's like they're making a mess of the place?

Time for some elephant janitor services?

Just don't ask us, we're still trying to find the elephant keys.

Elephants in a Blizzard

Because who needs snowplows when you have elephant-snowplows?

They're like the thermalists of the tundra!

But honestly, who needs therapy when you have elephant snow cones?

Stay warm, stay dry, and stay away from elephants.

Elephant Snowplows

We're not even sure how they work?

But honestly, who needs logic when you have elephant math?

Because let's be real, it's all about elephant geometry!

Don't ask us, we're just winging it.

Elephant Logic

Because who needs sequoias when you have elephant mysteries?

It's all about logic puzzles!

But let's be real, elephant solids are the real puzzle.

Don't @ us, we're just making it up.

Elephant Sequoias

We're not sure why, but elephant sequoias are a thing.

But who needs logic when you have elephant sequoia-sequoias?

Maybe it's just that they're really good at elephant sequoia-sequences?

Don't ask us, we're just winging it.

Elephant Sequoia-Sequoias

We're still trying to figure out elephant-sequoia-sequences?

Maybe it's just that they're really good at elephant-sequoia-sequencelogy?

But honestly, who knows? elephant-sequoias are just a mystery.

Don't @ us, we're just winging it.