The Elephant's Rider's Guide to Suboptimal Transportation

Welcome, fellow riders of the suboptimal. This guide is for you, the seasoned pros who've mastered the art of arriving late, with a questionable attitude, and a healthy dose of chaos.

Chapter 1: The Art of Scheduling

Scheduling for Losers: The prophets of procrastination have spoken, and the people have listened.

Chapter 2: The Joy of Traffic

ประก Traffic as Therapy: A comprehensive guide to the healing properties of bumper-to-bumper bumper-to-bumper contact.