Meet the mastermind behind the world's most epic trunk tales, where the absurdity of the elephant's trunk is matched only by the absurdity of the author's imagination.
I'm the one who brought you the thrilling tale of "The Trunk of Truth," where an elephant's trunk was the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Or was it just a really long nose?
My latest book, "Trunk Fu: The Art of Holding On," teaches you everything you need to know about the importance of grasping the finer points of elephant anatomy.