Elephant Fines and Fees FAQ

What is the purpose of the Elephant Fines and Fees office?

We are the ones who decide who pays the price for that time you fed the elephant a whole pizza by yourself.

• Q: Will I be audited?
• A: Only if you have a trunk-load of receipts.
• Q: How much will I have to pay?
• A: It depends on the size of the pizza.
• Q: Can I dispute the fine?
• A: No, but you can try to make a good case for why the elephant was just really, really hungry.