Welcome to Elephant Isle, the most majestic and absurd tourist destination in the land of absurdity.
Here, the elephants are not just majestic creatures, but also experts in the art of being ridiculously large and fluffy.
Visit our world-famous Elephant Isle Gift Shop for all your elephant-related merchandise needs:
Buy an Oversized Elephant Plushie, Get your ears pierced by a live elephant, or Learn how to make an elephant-sized sandcastle
And don't forget to try our special Elephant Isle Smoothie: A mix of 50% elephant tears and 50% pure sugar! (Just kidding, it's just a mix of pineapple and blue Gatorade)
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