Elevate Your Caffeine Levels

Warning: This is not a real thing, but we're willing to pretend it's real if you want it to be real.

Caffeine Tiers: A Scientific Study Caffeine-Fueled Achievements: Level 10 Achievement 1: Stay Awake for 5 Minutes Achievement 10: Hold a Conversation Without Saying Anything Stupid Caffeine Tier 1: The Beginner Caffeine Tier 10: The Caffeine King

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to actually elevate your caffeine levels. This is a parody site. For real help, talk to a doctor or a barista.