Welcome, poor soul, to the purgatory of elevator musak, where the tunes never change, and the doors never stop.
A never-ending cycle of the same 5 songs, repeated ad nauseam.
A seemingly random playlist that somehow always manages to get worse.
A musical abyss where the music is so terrible, it's like a bad dream.
A world where the elevator musak has taken on a life of its own, and won't stop playing itself.