Welcome to Elves On Strike, where our union is on fire (literally).
We demand better working conditions, more sparkly things, and an end to all those dreadful holiday hours.
Elf Demands Elf UnionsWe've been striking for 37 days, 14 hours, and 42 minutes.
Our demands are non-negotiable, so don't even try.
But hey, at least the coffee machine is still working.
Meet our fearless leader, Jingle, who's been leading the strike with a stern expression and a bad attitude.