Elf Societies | Rules

Rule 1: No Tapping on Windows

Our society has no tolerance for window-tapping. It's not only annoying, but it's also a distraction from more important things like drinking ale and playing the lute.

Violators will be subject to a stern lecture from the Elven Council of Elders.

Punishments

Rule 2: Mandatory Forest Bathing

We take our environmental responsibilities seriously. Every elf is required to spend at least two hours a week in the forest, practicing their nature appreciation.

Failure to do so will result in a penalty of extra forest hours. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Schedule

Rule 3: Mandatory Lute Playing

Lute playing is not only a cherished tradition, but also a vital part of our cultural heritage. Every elf is expected to play the lute at least once a week.

Failure to do so will result in a penalty of extra lute lessons. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Mandatory Lute Playing

Rule 4: No Whining

We have no tolerance for whining. It's not only annoying, but it's also a waste of good oxygen.

Violators will be subject to a stern lecture from the Elven Council of Elders.

Whining Policy