Elven Principles: A Code of Conduct for Modern Heroes

Principles 1-5: The Fundamentals

1. A hero must always wear a pointed hat, even to bed.
2. A hero must be proficient in at least three ancient languages.
3. A hero must have a minimum of 5,000 years of experience.
4. A hero must have a beard that rivals the sun's brightness.
5. A hero must be able to recite the entirety of the Elven Epic Poem from memory.

Learn more about Section 2: Advanced Elven Principles

Section 2: Advanced Elven Principles

• A hero must be able to communicate with animals.
• A hero must be able to wield the mighty Elven Sword of Light.
• A hero must be able to cast at least three spells per minute.
• A hero must be able to hold their breath for exactly 17 seconds.
• A hero must be able to recite the entirety of the Elven Dictionary from memory.

Learn more about Section 3: Elven Martial Arts