Cooking

A Sub-Theory of Elimination

Principles of Cooking

1. Elimination by Attrition: Remove ingredients until you get to the good stuff.

2. Elimination by Abstraction: Ignore the boring ingredients, focus on the pretty ones.

3. Elimination by Assertion: 'I know it's wrong, but just go with it.'

4. Elimination by Abduction: Assume the ingredients will magically combine in the oven.