Step 2: Unleash Your Inner Mediocrity

Congratulations! You've made it to Step 2 of our 12-Step Program for Being Average.

Today's lesson is all about embracing your inner mediocrity. It's time to let go of those pesky dreams and ambitions and settle for something a little more... beige.

Here's a checklist to help you along:

• Stop using the word "inspire" in your sentences
• Delete all your art supplies and replace them with a pack of highlighters
• Practice the art of "good enough"
• Start a garden in your living room (it's a great way to "get your hands dirty")

Next up: Step 3: Find a Partner in Mediocrity.

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