ELIXIR OF LIFE FAQ

Q: What is the Elixir of Life?

A: It's a magical potion that grants the drinker infinite wisdom, clarity, and a 99% chance of not dying of boredom.

Q: Is it safe to consume?

A: Mostly. But be warned: it's highly addictive and may lead to excessive daydreaming, spontaneous outbursts of poetry, or in extreme cases, temporary blindness to the concept of time.

Q: Can I use it to solve world hunger?

A: Unfortunately, no. But it might help you write a scathing critique of the current state of global food distribution systems.

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