Procrastination Potion

Indulge in the art of doing nothing. Our expert mixologists have crafted the perfect blend of boredom and ennui to ensure you forget about that pesky deadline.

Carefully selected ingredients include:

1% pure, 100% procrastination essence
1% artisanal, hand-crafted apathy
99% filler material (mostly just water)

Side effects may include:

Temporary loss of productivity
Increased risk of binge-watching cat videos
Long-term effects unknown (but probably not good)