Procrastination Potion
Indulge in the art of doing nothing. Our expert mixologists have crafted the perfect blend of boredom and ennui to ensure you forget about that pesky deadline.
Carefully selected ingredients include:
- 1% pure, 100% procrastination essence
- 1% artisanal, hand-crafted apathy
- 99% filler material (mostly just water)
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Increased risk of binge-watching cat videos
- Long-term effects unknown (but probably not good)
Recommended uses for Procrastination Potion
Ingredients & Manufacturing Process